Ze Bitch Iz Back!

Hello poh! I'm back na poh from Aruba! Akala niyo poh ba dedo na me? Of cors not! But weyt, before I make pabati muna, I wanna clear up something. Bcoz when I came back, I heard there were chisms making ikot all over that I'm deadbolz na. That's not true. And I heard, Kuya/Ate Becky's gonna replace me on this lovely site, that's not true too! Wag niyo po me paaway kay Kuya/Ate Becky. Frendz po kame! Wag niyo po make us away! That's meyan. Eniweyz, I am juz so teingkpull na bumaha dito sa Pilipinz kaya nakauwi poh me. Opo, totoo poh na nalunod poh me pero I'm not dead pa poh contrary to the rumors that's making labas. I hab to teingk my new friendlies, the sirenas of Aruba for making me tulong to get back here. And if it wasn't for the baha, I wouldn't have gotten home. Else I would have needed to make lusot from our inidoro, witch is seau yuuaaaakkkk! Puhlease!

Okay going back to the hapinez! Gosh, I'm so hoppy to be back! As in really, I missed a lot of things like Ate Ruffa's whole episode of madnezz bcoz of Tito Jilmaz (so meyan!), the new Pilipin's Next Top Mowdel (Ate Grendeee!), Murky's nu mubi (Kuya Migeeel!), Angel's ube colored kilikliki (I heychoo!) and mainy mainy more! Gosh. I need to be update, pahelp naman poh!

Eyniway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still alive and kicking like a whores! Matutulog lang poh me kasi sobrang jetlag po ako sa underwater trip ko, dumaan pa po kasi us sa Finland. Ahihihihi! Is so byutipul there ah! Gosh I missed all of you! I can't weyt to see you! Text me poh! Alabyu! Muuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Loveyly yours,
Cheverlyn The

One Happy Island!

Hello Cheverlyn Chenerz! Well, it's kinda zad na onti na lang yung blaggers, but I'm zew zurry, bcoz I'm joining the bandwagon (sosyal!) muna bcoz I will be taking my vacation to the island of Aruba! Grabey! Zew there! I will be back din after a few days! Juz text me ano gusto mu pasalubong. We have money na, nanalo kami sa lotto! Ahihihi! Zew there! Bye friends, I'll miss you! To my boyletz... Ahihihi! Muaaaaah! ARUBA - Always remember us best always! Sosyal! Ang galing ko talaga sa English! Ahihihihi!

Can I Hear You Say Vajayjay?

Before eyniting elze, I would like to start this blog entree with a greeting to my alterego, the chevernez of Manila, the Bulacan babe of Sexbomb Bulacan, myself - Genielynn! Happy burday girl! We're zew tanda na! Pwede na magasawa! Mameeeee! I'm getting married! Wakiki!

Eyniway, back to regular programming. Did you know that I'm such a pretty girl? Of course you do! Hihihi! Wala lung. I just wanted to say that out loud again for the bajillionth time. Ahihihi.

Alam mo ba frendship, may nakasabay me kanina sa epex. There were this two nenengz and when they made pasok the epex, this fugly girl would say she's fat. But she's not. She's as thin as a chapstick. And then this ader fugly gel would go say, "Pano pa me? I'm like Dabyana na?" I was like so inis because I was samwhat bigger than them and they're like making reklamo na. Those vyotchees. And they would go on and on and on and make more landi, more landi than my super twin Ella. They were even speaking like gays and holler "I hate you! I hate you!" Ang landi di buzz? Makes me so irita talaga I wanted to make sipa their vajayjays, which I'm sure are making pawis from all the heat because you know it's really hot today. Ewww, so wag na lang pala sipa their ElizabethOropesas. Eyniway back to the hotnez, I'm so hot, I can feel the pawis trickle (naka naman ang English!) down my kilikili. Oh and speaking of English, they were also making reklamo at how they're frends are trying hard to speak in English and that they just make ipon the English they hear from other people and speak them without even constructing a good sentence. That's so mean right? But anyway, I'm sure I am mas magaling in English than them. Haller. Tinatanong pa ba yon?!

Guyz, do you think I'm the best actress ever? Kz, I'm making balak to audition to Murky's movie. I forgot the title, basta fraction yung title, ayun Math movie siya! Ang saya di buzz? And I'm going to play the seyksing leading lady, kz I heard Migz is going to be the leading actor eh may bed scene daw, so di buzz common sense, take the opportunity na! Go! Go! Go na to! Ahihihihi. Gosh, my mama's gonna make kurot na naman my singit when she reads this. Hi Mama Jan! And to the TFC subscriverz! Haller pow!

Eyniway, I'm actually rili beezee right now. I just wanted to make bati Keem. It's the lust week of zumer clazez na kz, and I want to do everything right and make todo everything na. Sayang naman pagsit in ko di buzz? Goshee, when everything's done na, I can go to the beach na! Hot guyz here I come! Weeeee! So see ya guyz! Last week na toh! Ihanda na ang lanjarey!

Don't Cry for Me Istanbul

Frendz... Pals... Chumz... Loverz... I am so at an all time low. First of all, the divorce of Ate Ruffa, then the elimination of Tugegs and most of all, the cancellation of PNTM. Huhuhu. In the words of Mama Anabelle, "mamatay na ako!" Huhuhu. I dunno what am I to do. I mean, di pa nga ako nakakasali, tapos icacancel na! Futanjina! And Tugegs! I thought Wilma her friend, savior and goddess! She was stubbed! And Ate Ruffa! The marriage. The children. Huhuhu. Nido Fortified... Kaya mo yan girl!

Goshy, it's really really sad. Even the fifolz around me are sud. I waz talking to Murky lust night and even his story for ACTM3logy (which is like the winnerest project of all time) was sooo sad! It's so like bitter! I mean, bitter to the highest ampalaya, apdo ng chicken, tae ng Chewbacca level! Well, zabi naman ni Sis Jan, she liked it daw. But I didn't like it. Zana palitan ni Murky ng mas bagay para sa mga katulad kong tweetumz. To be honest, di ko kz getz yung concept niya. Eh. Di kaya ng brain ko, kaya beauty na lang. Hanlabo! Hihihi... Buzzta, I want something like Oreinorauts. That was zew cute kaya! Di buzz? Agree? Agree!

Tomorrow is election day na pala. And I'm not registered. Gosh, I'm so like a walang kwentang citizin. Basta my vote is magkabalikan si Ate Ruffa and Jilmaz! Di buzz? Anyway, speaking of failed marriages, may nabuzza akong headline kahapon sa Yahoo, na nagsasaad (yok, zew deep my Tagalowg!) that the rate of divorzes in the U.S. has been decreasing. Yun lang. Wala lang. Gusto ko lang sabihin na marunong akong magbasa. Hahaha! And that I care! *wenk*

Eyniway, v4 I forget, I wanna greet all the lovely mothers out thurr! Hoppy Mother's Day! Winnerz lahat ng motherz! To my mom, haller! Hoppy Mother's Day to you Mamita! You're so freettee, like me! Wahihi! And to your mother too! Haller pow! And of course, to Ate Ruffa! We can do this. To Ate Kris, haller pow! And most especially, to the divaness of all divas, the supreme dancer of the dance floor, the divine divinity, the cheverness of the chuva - Miz G! Haller pow! Hoppy Mother's Day! Sa mga classmates kong nabuntis na, mamatay na kayo! Hahaha! I'm kedding! Haller sa inyo, at sa mga beybe niyo! Pati na rin sa huzband's niyo! Haller, meet me! Hahaha! Ano buzz, sad mood dapat ako eh. Mga boyz talaga. Haller na rin sa mga buoyletz ko! Sa aming pangulo ng BHC, ang byotch na si Ate Ella! Haller!

Anyway, I have to go back to my work. Ang dami kasing demands sa school ngayon eh. Nakakapressure. Nakakahiya naman kung di ko gawin. Baka di na ko payagan magsit in. Hala, pano na yan, pag wala na talaga PNTM, pano na ko magstustudy?! Oh neow!!! Baka mapilitan na kong magJapan o kaya Brunei! Oh neow!!! Buzzta, in case anything happens, zamahan niyo ko guyz ah! Don't leave me alone in the dark, crying and making singhot my juhog. Til my next entrey! Babushkee! TCCIC!

Hotnez

My gozh! What a weekend! Am zory guyz if ngayon lang me nakaupdate uli. I waz zew buzy the past week, mewst espeysially lust Froiday. It waz zew hectick that I dunno if I could make it kwento even. Buzzta, it was zew fun yet trowmatick at the same time. Yez, I kinda feel like Paris Hilton na nga eh. And Linsay Lohan. Gozhee, I'm really zew sosyal! Sosyal! Hahaha!

Oh by the way, I haven't made kwento pa pala about lust Choosday. We went to Intramuros for our Hizto. The trip waz okay. What made it really oookay waz that I waz making landi to Miguel almost the whole time. Yok. Omaygush, he's gonna read this nga pala. Homaygad! Hihihi. I'm kinda shy na tuloy. But neow, I cannot make bura bcoz my backspace and delete bowtons are sira. Zorry, my computer's kinda bulok na huh. Nakakahiya nga eh, kasi when I bring it to school, everyone always makes pansin of it. Kasi whenever I type, the tunog is so loud. So bwisit my keyboard. Pano ba naman, this was the most expensive laptop during the 90's. It's so expensive that I can't afford to buy a new one, let alone pay my tuition. Yez, the trut is, I'm juz sitting in in all my clazzes in school. Yez, it's about time I tell you the truth. And I am not hiya to admit that. I am frowd. But don't worry my frends, before you setup a charity donate a piso everyday for me, as soon as I win the next PNTM, I can afford to pay na uli and shop for you guyz! Yez, no more Vurvory, Channel and Bucci. I can buy originals uli! Yey! I'm so excited, I just can't hide it! I will be as owptimistic as G. looking for her papa in LSPM.

Tamorow, I heb clazzes na naman. And even if I'm too tamad, I heb to go to school. Of course to see him or if he's not in school, I'll make landi some other guyz na rin like what I did in Intramuros. Hihi. Yok. Landilicious. Ano buzz Cheverlyn, control yourself! Anyway, going buck to what I waz saying... I waz thinking of applying as a hot waitress somewhere, or barizta (like G in the US!) zew that I can buy a new laptop. But then, I dunno if I am up for that. I mean, ya know, I'm like not sanay. Kz I'm like not like a servant (except for toot. Hihihi. Ano buzz) But yuh, I gez if I heb to then I heb to.

Eyniway guyz, more updates tamorow. I'm kinda sleepy na kz eh. I wanna heb a super duper sizzling hot dream of Wowie pa. Zew there. Til my next pose. Buy guyz! Muaaahhuuugggz! CHINA!

Ano Buzz?

I really really really donwanna go to school tamorow. I'm really really really so tamad. I don even care if I don see him tamorow. But then again, I'll be going to school so dapat ko siya makita or else. Ugh. Maybe it's the zumah heat talaga I should make sisi. It's really hot. If I get zew hot, I'm gonna wear my 3-piece bikini tamorow at school juz like my idol G. Gozh, I miz her already. The laz time I zo her on TV waz on ABC5 when she won the zelebrity dance chuvaness. Speaking of duncing, I wanna learn to dance the roomba. It's gonna be like so zosy. As in, I'm gonna be the highest class in our class. I'm gonna be so like a diva and a daches. Lavet!

By the way guyz, watch kayo ng Phils Next Top Model hosted by Miz Ruffa G. It's zew nice. I like the gurl from Tugegs. Zew high fashion and ethnic! Juz like me! And G. Gash, I should have joined talaga. Kundi ko lang priority ang aking pag-aaral at ang aking pamilya, at ang aking future hubby... Nakikita niyo na dapat ako ngayon sa TV! At isa na kong top mowdel. I zew wish! Hahaha! Gusto ko kumain ng cake. Hahaha! Ano buzz, tapos gusto ko magmodel. Hahaha! Buzzta, gusto ko ng cake at maging top mowdel. Wala ka nang maguguwa!

Eyniway, I don't really heb meyni kwentos tonight. Vside, I'm making landi to a guy right now in chat. Hihihi. I'll v back, as in seyksi back again zoon. Tata frendz!

Lav Et!

Homaygad! I saw Papa Wowie on the computer shop today! Aylaveeeeet!

I am zew like swerte today! A total kabaliktaran of my utot scandal the other day! I may not have... Naubos na English ko. Eniwei! I am zew happy none the less. Aylaveeeeet! Eniwei, I have to make aral pa for my stufid squidies. I'll make more kwento na lang as soon as my hands are untied. Hahaha! Bye guyz! Muaaah! CHINA!

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Dear Diarya,

I am zo sad today. You know why? It's bcoz I made utot in front of him!!! I zo hate it. It's all my thuwinee's fault. I am zo not making her kausap anytime of the day. She has to make makaawa as in luhod to the salt and monggo on the bubog of the beer bottles. I mean, why would you give me that kind of food when you know my super sensitive thrillion dollar stomach could not take it. It's so like frowd. Ugh.

Eniwei... I wanna join this byuti pagent. Wala lang! I'm like so going to make career of it. As in careerwoman! Wooo! I'm so excited. I hope he watches. Well, that is if he ever makes kalimot of the smell of my utot. Really, thuwinee I am zew not speaking to you evah!

Eniwei... Ano pa bang interesting ang nangyari sa kin today? Well, our class is zo boring as uswal. I mean, why do you have to make basa the writings of a dedo? That is like so patetic. I mean, di va? We could like discuss the fashion of G. na lang or play a play. People are really so patetic nowadays. Maybe it's the init. Goshy, it's really so init nowadays... Most especially if he's there. I hope he makes tanggal his shirt. Hihihi. I'm zew landi. Nakakahiya. Hihihi.

Oh before I forget, my 2 frendz will be zelebrating their virday tomorrow! Happy Virday Eric and Cheska! Muaahuuugzzzz! Don't forget to greet them ah. Bcoz I don't want that to happen to me. If someone makes kalimot of my virday, I'll definitely kill that person. Ayowko na maulit yung nangyari sa deboo ko, when only one person greeted me. Tapos wrong send pa pala. Huhu. I heychoo people! I heychoo! I heychoo!

Hayzzz... I hope tomorrow will be a gooder day than today. Dear diarya, I will be wearing pink tomorrow so that the color will transcend (nakanaman ang bokabyulary! I'm so umaariba) thru the day... And I hope I see him again bcoz definitely I will be using my Pretty Girl pabango. Inextract ko pa yun from scented kendel. San ka pa? Eniwei... I have to study pa. That's all for now. Muaahuuugz! Love lots! TCCIC! JAPAN!

Zummer!

Goshy, summer classes are gonna make simula na on Monday. I'm so excited! I'm gonna see my crushes na uli! Love it! I really really have to make ayos na. I wanna look as hot as G. Toengi so the boys will make me pansin! Ahhh! I wanna feel so kilig. I'm like, sana he's gonna make me daldal when he sees me. I'm like, yes marry me. Hahaha!

Gosh, I've been like a baboy this entire vacation. I need to make exercise na. I wanted to make takbo nga all over the village but I'm takot na the dogs will make me habol and kagat. Of course I'm not payag no! Only one person can bite me! Hahaha! Yuck, I'm so landi. Anyway, I wish they offer yoga classes at school on summer so I can get rid of all the fats from all the junkfood I've been eating. My throat is like so sugat sugat na with all the poking I've been doing with the toothbrush just to make suka. And the Oral brush's dulo is like so tulis. Ugh!

Anyway, I'm gonna see if my idol G. is on the TV so I can go on and make gaya of her mannerisms. Winner talaga siya! She's like my Barbra Streisand to my Fran Fine! Sosyal! See you soon guyz! Muah!

Bibeth

I am the kind of person (I think) who wants to have constant companions. You know, those people with whom I will share lots and lots of memories with. That's good, right? But the down side of this is that it takes two to tango. I want to have these, but do these people want the same thing? I really, really want to be friends with them for the rest of our lives, but I cannot do that if they do not feel the same way. Friendship is a two-way street.

Because of this, I realized that I should not expect these people to be with me forever. Change is the one thing constant in this world. That is why, my head is telling me that the idea of constant companion is just an illusion, this is impossible because somewhere along the way, you will find ourselves wanting different things, taking different directions. By taking these new directions, you will find yourself in the company of others.

Therefore, being in the moment is one important aspect of my life. Because who knows what will happen next year or next month or tomorrow or a few hours later? But, the now, the stuff going on at this very moment, is actually happening and is very certain; you know this is true and real. And this reality, after some time will become a memory, something you will forever have.

So okay, here is what I know. The passing of time can be equated with change. You will change your endeavors (from school to work), your companions (from high school friends to college friends to co-workers and so on), your wants (from candy canes to fine dresses to a sophisticated laptop and stuff) but what you hold in your head and heart, your memories, those won't change. So find comfort in that consistency. Change is good, but when it all becomes too much to bear, go back, even for a moment because there, you will find familiarity, you'll find things that really made and can still make you happy.

So, ladies and gentlemen, let us treasure these moments. We are making history.