Sunday, May 13, 2007

Don't Cry for Me Istanbul

Frendz... Pals... Chumz... Loverz... I am so at an all time low. First of all, the divorce of Ate Ruffa, then the elimination of Tugegs and most of all, the cancellation of PNTM. Huhuhu. In the words of Mama Anabelle, "mamatay na ako!" Huhuhu. I dunno what am I to do. I mean, di pa nga ako nakakasali, tapos icacancel na! Futanjina! And Tugegs! I thought Wilma her friend, savior and goddess! She was stubbed! And Ate Ruffa! The marriage. The children. Huhuhu. Nido Fortified... Kaya mo yan girl!

Goshy, it's really really sad. Even the fifolz around me are sud. I waz talking to Murky lust night and even his story for ACTM3logy (which is like the winnerest project of all time) was sooo sad! It's so like bitter! I mean, bitter to the highest ampalaya, apdo ng chicken, tae ng Chewbacca level! Well, zabi naman ni Sis Jan, she liked it daw. But I didn't like it. Zana palitan ni Murky ng mas bagay para sa mga katulad kong tweetumz. To be honest, di ko kz getz yung concept niya. Eh. Di kaya ng brain ko, kaya beauty na lang. Hanlabo! Hihihi... Buzzta, I want something like Oreinorauts. That was zew cute kaya! Di buzz? Agree? Agree!

Tomorrow is election day na pala. And I'm not registered. Gosh, I'm so like a walang kwentang citizin. Basta my vote is magkabalikan si Ate Ruffa and Jilmaz! Di buzz? Anyway, speaking of failed marriages, may nabuzza akong headline kahapon sa Yahoo, na nagsasaad (yok, zew deep my Tagalowg!) that the rate of divorzes in the U.S. has been decreasing. Yun lang. Wala lang. Gusto ko lang sabihin na marunong akong magbasa. Hahaha! And that I care! *wenk*

Eyniway, v4 I forget, I wanna greet all the lovely mothers out thurr! Hoppy Mother's Day! Winnerz lahat ng motherz! To my mom, haller! Hoppy Mother's Day to you Mamita! You're so freettee, like me! Wahihi! And to your mother too! Haller pow! And of course, to Ate Ruffa! We can do this. To Ate Kris, haller pow! And most especially, to the divaness of all divas, the supreme dancer of the dance floor, the divine divinity, the cheverness of the chuva - Miz G! Haller pow! Hoppy Mother's Day! Sa mga classmates kong nabuntis na, mamatay na kayo! Hahaha! I'm kedding! Haller sa inyo, at sa mga beybe niyo! Pati na rin sa huzband's niyo! Haller, meet me! Hahaha! Ano buzz, sad mood dapat ako eh. Mga boyz talaga. Haller na rin sa mga buoyletz ko! Sa aming pangulo ng BHC, ang byotch na si Ate Ella! Haller!

Anyway, I have to go back to my work. Ang dami kasing demands sa school ngayon eh. Nakakapressure. Nakakahiya naman kung di ko gawin. Baka di na ko payagan magsit in. Hala, pano na yan, pag wala na talaga PNTM, pano na ko magstustudy?! Oh neow!!! Baka mapilitan na kong magJapan o kaya Brunei! Oh neow!!! Buzzta, in case anything happens, zamahan niyo ko guyz ah! Don't leave me alone in the dark, crying and making singhot my juhog. Til my next entrey! Babushkee! TCCIC!

5 comments:

Jan Ruiz said...

"bitter to the highest ampalaya"
haha i like itü
byotch pala si ella hahaha :p

chevy said...

Thanks girl! Syempre, byotch siya, idol ko siya eh. ;P

wongkarboi said...

It's ONEIRONAUTS you imbecile

chevy said...

Oh I'm zew zorry Murky... Tao lang me. Ang pinakamaalindog na tao sa balat ng ert. ;P

Tourism Cebu - See You in Cebu! said...

tae ng chewbacca..wahahahahahahahaha i can't help but not stop laughing hahahahahahahahahhahaha.