One Happy Island!

Hello Cheverlyn Chenerz! Well, it's kinda zad na onti na lang yung blaggers, but I'm zew zurry, bcoz I'm joining the bandwagon (sosyal!) muna bcoz I will be taking my vacation to the island of Aruba! Grabey! Zew there! I will be back din after a few days! Juz text me ano gusto mu pasalubong. We have money na, nanalo kami sa lotto! Ahihihi! Zew there! Bye friends, I'll miss you! To my boyletz... Ahihihi! Muaaaaah! ARUBA - Always remember us best always! Sosyal! Ang galing ko talaga sa English! Ahihihihi!

Can I Hear You Say Vajayjay?

Before eyniting elze, I would like to start this blog entree with a greeting to my alterego, the chevernez of Manila, the Bulacan babe of Sexbomb Bulacan, myself - Genielynn! Happy burday girl! We're zew tanda na! Pwede na magasawa! Mameeeee! I'm getting married! Wakiki!

Eyniway, back to regular programming. Did you know that I'm such a pretty girl? Of course you do! Hihihi! Wala lung. I just wanted to say that out loud again for the bajillionth time. Ahihihi.

Alam mo ba frendship, may nakasabay me kanina sa epex. There were this two nenengz and when they made pasok the epex, this fugly girl would say she's fat. But she's not. She's as thin as a chapstick. And then this ader fugly gel would go say, "Pano pa me? I'm like Dabyana na?" I was like so inis because I was samwhat bigger than them and they're like making reklamo na. Those vyotchees. And they would go on and on and on and make more landi, more landi than my super twin Ella. They were even speaking like gays and holler "I hate you! I hate you!" Ang landi di buzz? Makes me so irita talaga I wanted to make sipa their vajayjays, which I'm sure are making pawis from all the heat because you know it's really hot today. Ewww, so wag na lang pala sipa their ElizabethOropesas. Eyniway back to the hotnez, I'm so hot, I can feel the pawis trickle (naka naman ang English!) down my kilikili. Oh and speaking of English, they were also making reklamo at how they're frends are trying hard to speak in English and that they just make ipon the English they hear from other people and speak them without even constructing a good sentence. That's so mean right? But anyway, I'm sure I am mas magaling in English than them. Haller. Tinatanong pa ba yon?!

Guyz, do you think I'm the best actress ever? Kz, I'm making balak to audition to Murky's movie. I forgot the title, basta fraction yung title, ayun Math movie siya! Ang saya di buzz? And I'm going to play the seyksing leading lady, kz I heard Migz is going to be the leading actor eh may bed scene daw, so di buzz common sense, take the opportunity na! Go! Go! Go na to! Ahihihihi. Gosh, my mama's gonna make kurot na naman my singit when she reads this. Hi Mama Jan! And to the TFC subscriverz! Haller pow!

Eyniway, I'm actually rili beezee right now. I just wanted to make bati Keem. It's the lust week of zumer clazez na kz, and I want to do everything right and make todo everything na. Sayang naman pagsit in ko di buzz? Goshee, when everything's done na, I can go to the beach na! Hot guyz here I come! Weeeee! So see ya guyz! Last week na toh! Ihanda na ang lanjarey!

Don't Cry for Me Istanbul

Frendz... Pals... Chumz... Loverz... I am so at an all time low. First of all, the divorce of Ate Ruffa, then the elimination of Tugegs and most of all, the cancellation of PNTM. Huhuhu. In the words of Mama Anabelle, "mamatay na ako!" Huhuhu. I dunno what am I to do. I mean, di pa nga ako nakakasali, tapos icacancel na! Futanjina! And Tugegs! I thought Wilma her friend, savior and goddess! She was stubbed! And Ate Ruffa! The marriage. The children. Huhuhu. Nido Fortified... Kaya mo yan girl!

Goshy, it's really really sad. Even the fifolz around me are sud. I waz talking to Murky lust night and even his story for ACTM3logy (which is like the winnerest project of all time) was sooo sad! It's so like bitter! I mean, bitter to the highest ampalaya, apdo ng chicken, tae ng Chewbacca level! Well, zabi naman ni Sis Jan, she liked it daw. But I didn't like it. Zana palitan ni Murky ng mas bagay para sa mga katulad kong tweetumz. To be honest, di ko kz getz yung concept niya. Eh. Di kaya ng brain ko, kaya beauty na lang. Hanlabo! Hihihi... Buzzta, I want something like Oreinorauts. That was zew cute kaya! Di buzz? Agree? Agree!

Tomorrow is election day na pala. And I'm not registered. Gosh, I'm so like a walang kwentang citizin. Basta my vote is magkabalikan si Ate Ruffa and Jilmaz! Di buzz? Anyway, speaking of failed marriages, may nabuzza akong headline kahapon sa Yahoo, na nagsasaad (yok, zew deep my Tagalowg!) that the rate of divorzes in the U.S. has been decreasing. Yun lang. Wala lang. Gusto ko lang sabihin na marunong akong magbasa. Hahaha! And that I care! *wenk*

Eyniway, v4 I forget, I wanna greet all the lovely mothers out thurr! Hoppy Mother's Day! Winnerz lahat ng motherz! To my mom, haller! Hoppy Mother's Day to you Mamita! You're so freettee, like me! Wahihi! And to your mother too! Haller pow! And of course, to Ate Ruffa! We can do this. To Ate Kris, haller pow! And most especially, to the divaness of all divas, the supreme dancer of the dance floor, the divine divinity, the cheverness of the chuva - Miz G! Haller pow! Hoppy Mother's Day! Sa mga classmates kong nabuntis na, mamatay na kayo! Hahaha! I'm kedding! Haller sa inyo, at sa mga beybe niyo! Pati na rin sa huzband's niyo! Haller, meet me! Hahaha! Ano buzz, sad mood dapat ako eh. Mga boyz talaga. Haller na rin sa mga buoyletz ko! Sa aming pangulo ng BHC, ang byotch na si Ate Ella! Haller!

Anyway, I have to go back to my work. Ang dami kasing demands sa school ngayon eh. Nakakapressure. Nakakahiya naman kung di ko gawin. Baka di na ko payagan magsit in. Hala, pano na yan, pag wala na talaga PNTM, pano na ko magstustudy?! Oh neow!!! Baka mapilitan na kong magJapan o kaya Brunei! Oh neow!!! Buzzta, in case anything happens, zamahan niyo ko guyz ah! Don't leave me alone in the dark, crying and making singhot my juhog. Til my next entrey! Babushkee! TCCIC!

Hotnez

My gozh! What a weekend! Am zory guyz if ngayon lang me nakaupdate uli. I waz zew buzy the past week, mewst espeysially lust Froiday. It waz zew hectick that I dunno if I could make it kwento even. Buzzta, it was zew fun yet trowmatick at the same time. Yez, I kinda feel like Paris Hilton na nga eh. And Linsay Lohan. Gozhee, I'm really zew sosyal! Sosyal! Hahaha!

Oh by the way, I haven't made kwento pa pala about lust Choosday. We went to Intramuros for our Hizto. The trip waz okay. What made it really oookay waz that I waz making landi to Miguel almost the whole time. Yok. Omaygush, he's gonna read this nga pala. Homaygad! Hihihi. I'm kinda shy na tuloy. But neow, I cannot make bura bcoz my backspace and delete bowtons are sira. Zorry, my computer's kinda bulok na huh. Nakakahiya nga eh, kasi when I bring it to school, everyone always makes pansin of it. Kasi whenever I type, the tunog is so loud. So bwisit my keyboard. Pano ba naman, this was the most expensive laptop during the 90's. It's so expensive that I can't afford to buy a new one, let alone pay my tuition. Yez, the trut is, I'm juz sitting in in all my clazzes in school. Yez, it's about time I tell you the truth. And I am not hiya to admit that. I am frowd. But don't worry my frends, before you setup a charity donate a piso everyday for me, as soon as I win the next PNTM, I can afford to pay na uli and shop for you guyz! Yez, no more Vurvory, Channel and Bucci. I can buy originals uli! Yey! I'm so excited, I just can't hide it! I will be as owptimistic as G. looking for her papa in LSPM.

Tamorow, I heb clazzes na naman. And even if I'm too tamad, I heb to go to school. Of course to see him or if he's not in school, I'll make landi some other guyz na rin like what I did in Intramuros. Hihi. Yok. Landilicious. Ano buzz Cheverlyn, control yourself! Anyway, going buck to what I waz saying... I waz thinking of applying as a hot waitress somewhere, or barizta (like G in the US!) zew that I can buy a new laptop. But then, I dunno if I am up for that. I mean, ya know, I'm like not sanay. Kz I'm like not like a servant (except for toot. Hihihi. Ano buzz) But yuh, I gez if I heb to then I heb to.

Eyniway guyz, more updates tamorow. I'm kinda sleepy na kz eh. I wanna heb a super duper sizzling hot dream of Wowie pa. Zew there. Til my next pose. Buy guyz! Muaaahhuuugggz! CHINA!