Ze Bitch Iz Back!

Hello poh! I'm back na poh from Aruba! Akala niyo poh ba dedo na me? Of cors not! But weyt, before I make pabati muna, I wanna clear up something. Bcoz when I came back, I heard there were chisms making ikot all over that I'm deadbolz na. That's not true. And I heard, Kuya/Ate Becky's gonna replace me on this lovely site, that's not true too! Wag niyo po me paaway kay Kuya/Ate Becky. Frendz po kame! Wag niyo po make us away! That's meyan. Eniweyz, I am juz so teingkpull na bumaha dito sa Pilipinz kaya nakauwi poh me. Opo, totoo poh na nalunod poh me pero I'm not dead pa poh contrary to the rumors that's making labas. I hab to teingk my new friendlies, the sirenas of Aruba for making me tulong to get back here. And if it wasn't for the baha, I wouldn't have gotten home. Else I would have needed to make lusot from our inidoro, witch is seau yuuaaaakkkk! Puhlease!

Okay going back to the hapinez! Gosh, I'm so hoppy to be back! As in really, I missed a lot of things like Ate Ruffa's whole episode of madnezz bcoz of Tito Jilmaz (so meyan!), the new Pilipin's Next Top Mowdel (Ate Grendeee!), Murky's nu mubi (Kuya Migeeel!), Angel's ube colored kilikliki (I heychoo!) and mainy mainy more! Gosh. I need to be update, pahelp naman poh!

Eyniway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still alive and kicking like a whores! Matutulog lang poh me kasi sobrang jetlag po ako sa underwater trip ko, dumaan pa po kasi us sa Finland. Ahihihihi! Is so byutipul there ah! Gosh I missed all of you! I can't weyt to see you! Text me poh! Alabyu! Muuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Loveyly yours,
Cheverlyn The