Ano Buzz?

I really really really donwanna go to school tamorow. I'm really really really so tamad. I don even care if I don see him tamorow. But then again, I'll be going to school so dapat ko siya makita or else. Ugh. Maybe it's the zumah heat talaga I should make sisi. It's really hot. If I get zew hot, I'm gonna wear my 3-piece bikini tamorow at school juz like my idol G. Gozh, I miz her already. The laz time I zo her on TV waz on ABC5 when she won the zelebrity dance chuvaness. Speaking of duncing, I wanna learn to dance the roomba. It's gonna be like so zosy. As in, I'm gonna be the highest class in our class. I'm gonna be so like a diva and a daches. Lavet!

By the way guyz, watch kayo ng Phils Next Top Model hosted by Miz Ruffa G. It's zew nice. I like the gurl from Tugegs. Zew high fashion and ethnic! Juz like me! And G. Gash, I should have joined talaga. Kundi ko lang priority ang aking pag-aaral at ang aking pamilya, at ang aking future hubby... Nakikita niyo na dapat ako ngayon sa TV! At isa na kong top mowdel. I zew wish! Hahaha! Gusto ko kumain ng cake. Hahaha! Ano buzz, tapos gusto ko magmodel. Hahaha! Buzzta, gusto ko ng cake at maging top mowdel. Wala ka nang maguguwa!

Eyniway, I don't really heb meyni kwentos tonight. Vside, I'm making landi to a guy right now in chat. Hihihi. I'll v back, as in seyksi back again zoon. Tata frendz!

Lav Et!

Homaygad! I saw Papa Wowie on the computer shop today! Aylaveeeeet!

I am zew like swerte today! A total kabaliktaran of my utot scandal the other day! I may not have... Naubos na English ko. Eniwei! I am zew happy none the less. Aylaveeeeet! Eniwei, I have to make aral pa for my stufid squidies. I'll make more kwento na lang as soon as my hands are untied. Hahaha! Bye guyz! Muaaah! CHINA!

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Dear Diarya,

I am zo sad today. You know why? It's bcoz I made utot in front of him!!! I zo hate it. It's all my thuwinee's fault. I am zo not making her kausap anytime of the day. She has to make makaawa as in luhod to the salt and monggo on the bubog of the beer bottles. I mean, why would you give me that kind of food when you know my super sensitive thrillion dollar stomach could not take it. It's so like frowd. Ugh.

Eniwei... I wanna join this byuti pagent. Wala lang! I'm like so going to make career of it. As in careerwoman! Wooo! I'm so excited. I hope he watches. Well, that is if he ever makes kalimot of the smell of my utot. Really, thuwinee I am zew not speaking to you evah!

Eniwei... Ano pa bang interesting ang nangyari sa kin today? Well, our class is zo boring as uswal. I mean, why do you have to make basa the writings of a dedo? That is like so patetic. I mean, di va? We could like discuss the fashion of G. na lang or play a play. People are really so patetic nowadays. Maybe it's the init. Goshy, it's really so init nowadays... Most especially if he's there. I hope he makes tanggal his shirt. Hihihi. I'm zew landi. Nakakahiya. Hihihi.

Oh before I forget, my 2 frendz will be zelebrating their virday tomorrow! Happy Virday Eric and Cheska! Muaahuuugzzzz! Don't forget to greet them ah. Bcoz I don't want that to happen to me. If someone makes kalimot of my virday, I'll definitely kill that person. Ayowko na maulit yung nangyari sa deboo ko, when only one person greeted me. Tapos wrong send pa pala. Huhu. I heychoo people! I heychoo! I heychoo!

Hayzzz... I hope tomorrow will be a gooder day than today. Dear diarya, I will be wearing pink tomorrow so that the color will transcend (nakanaman ang bokabyulary! I'm so umaariba) thru the day... And I hope I see him again bcoz definitely I will be using my Pretty Girl pabango. Inextract ko pa yun from scented kendel. San ka pa? Eniwei... I have to study pa. That's all for now. Muaahuuugz! Love lots! TCCIC! JAPAN!

Zummer!

Goshy, summer classes are gonna make simula na on Monday. I'm so excited! I'm gonna see my crushes na uli! Love it! I really really have to make ayos na. I wanna look as hot as G. Toengi so the boys will make me pansin! Ahhh! I wanna feel so kilig. I'm like, sana he's gonna make me daldal when he sees me. I'm like, yes marry me. Hahaha!

Gosh, I've been like a baboy this entire vacation. I need to make exercise na. I wanted to make takbo nga all over the village but I'm takot na the dogs will make me habol and kagat. Of course I'm not payag no! Only one person can bite me! Hahaha! Yuck, I'm so landi. Anyway, I wish they offer yoga classes at school on summer so I can get rid of all the fats from all the junkfood I've been eating. My throat is like so sugat sugat na with all the poking I've been doing with the toothbrush just to make suka. And the Oral brush's dulo is like so tulis. Ugh!

Anyway, I'm gonna see if my idol G. is on the TV so I can go on and make gaya of her mannerisms. Winner talaga siya! She's like my Barbra Streisand to my Fran Fine! Sosyal! See you soon guyz! Muah!